Suckin’ that micro dick.

Honestly, I don’t even really blame the companies that do this kind of shit. They know that Trump is a simple, easily bought “man” that likes shiny gold things, and that giving him one benefits them. Like Tim Apple giving him the gold plaque. And in the big picture it’s a lot less embarrassing than having your name be Tim Apple for the rest of your life because a felon rapist said so.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I honestly don’t remember what his real name is. It’s just Tim Apple now.

“How did you get your name?”

“A rapist gave it to me.”