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2 days agoDamn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….


Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….


Hell, Republicans are doing a good job of that!


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G overning
A merica!


I grew an entire field of Fucks this year and unfortunately I’ve already run out of them. Oh well!


Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!


I’d probably have to put in a few extra hours a week to pay that back. Problem is, I’m retired!


A sack of flour would make a big biscuit!


M orons
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G overning
A merica!


Pretty sure that’s what I had at the seafood buffet yesterday!
Well I said it in an even matter!