“You can’t just say the airspace above Venezuela is closed”

“I didn’t say it, I declared it”

Call me a conspiracy nut if you want. But a foreign national who worked for the CIA, committing a seemingly random act of violence against the national guard, who were deployed there as a political stunt claiming to be suppressing violent foreigners, who was captured faster than the panicked teen who shot Charlie Kirk, all just seems a little… Suspicious?