The best case scenario for the Republican party at this point would be Trump dying of a stroke on stage during his speech.

They’re keeping him on as asskisser-in-chief to Trump. I guess they’re concerned that Ternus might not be good enough at grovelling.

Hahaha, good one! Guards! Seize this impudent peasant and whip him to the bone!

Now do fascism.

If that’s so obvious, then why not state it clearly on the packaging?

Just wait until Mr. Poopypants comes calling.

Technically correct, best kind of correct.

The article doesn’t say this is the dumbest thing he ever did. It just says this is the dumbest way he could have done this particular thing.

This will never amount to more than a cash grab.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Having the day we voted for, are we?

That’s pretty much how it’s going to be.

No

Kakistocracy in action

This is the correct answer. Most of this stuff is half baked at best.

I’d encourage everyone to read the article. It paints a far more nuanced picture than the headline suggests.

Nobody could possibly have seen this coming.

I’d also suggest Mint for getting started. I’ve been using it for several years with minimal hassle.

This would work in winter and there are already heat pumps that use river water. Those are utility scale installations, though, so they don’t just pop up overnight. And they’ll be pretty useless in summer, when the air is hotter than the water.

Yes. And at the same time smaller companies are created that offer better quality. I’m aware that these will eventually consolidate and become enshittified large corporations. But that leaves space for smaller newcomers again.