Conservatism is such a petty fucking ideology, just complete losers.

War is a racket

They’re still representatives, it’s just that they represent capital rather than people.

All the money in the world, yet you choose to live in that depressing ass mansion.

Seriously, I’ve seen trailer park homes that are more uplifting.

Wow, that Nobel peace prize is going to come any day now, surely.

Surely this is too funny to be true, right?