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No that’s called “smarmy”.

No, I use Dimethicone.

There needs to be a huge neon orange warning on the Front of these products that explains, clearly, that you don’t own it, your privacy will be invaded and the company can disable it at anytime. This will stop people from buying this garbage, and hopefully companies will stop if they want our money.

My life rule is, if it says Smart on it, it’s never going to be smart. It will always cause trouble.

He will pardon her, and commute her sentence. He just pardoned a massive, evil drug lord.

We could use them as feed for hungry wild animals. I just don’t want to be accused of poisoning wildlife.

That’s because they taste extremely bitter and putrid. I suggest we just eject them into space towards the sun, and make them pay for it.

Can we get an “AI Oligarch Replacement Service”. That could be super useful.

If you want people to buy a new phone every year “for the economy”, the $1800 phone must be reduced to $50, and the quality stays at flagship levels. The citizens are not here to make the oligarchs wealthy. Fuck your economy.