That’s for the next CEO to worry about.

Just be aware this doesn’t represent real users for various reasons.
Chrome is also often used for bots, and god knows that internet is more than half of that these days.

Because they’re fragile. You don’t want your screen to die on the first drop.

So stupid. Wasting potential personal time for such theatrics.
They should take inspiration from my coworkers, who don’t even bother to pretend.