HAHAHAHA Oh fuck! Jeeeeeezus fuckin’ christ in a sleeper hold, your stylist is high as fuck, McMahon. Please stop destroying the country’s education system and go back to untelevised day drinking.

As a side note, that video report is on par with Tik Tok (it’s actually not as good) and the corporate news holes have never seemed more pathetic.

Well, I mean. . . . Duh.

.ml

LAMF

Because everything is absolute. Purity tests are exactly that. It’s not pure. Therefore we rail against it.

Democrats? Ho ho! SO not pure. The Constitution? I laugh! Created by slave owners! Don’t even get me started on our MAGA parents. The time of purification is at hand!

But we’re not allowed to say that unless we face the horrifying charge of being boot lickers. And the fact that it’s literally russia’s playbook for destabilizing the country and installing a demented rapist puppet is insane conjecture. Nothing to see here. Squirrel!

Is it because he’s demented?

“Proving right-wing bloviating idiots wrong yet again” works better for me, Fortune. Try that one.

Straining ties with corrupt-as-fuck shitweasels.

Seventy-two BILLYUN dollars!!

Texas republiQans are special. Super ignorant, pretty damn racist, not that smart, crazy about a bonkers religion. But, like, more than other republiQans.

Lol. LAMF.

How odd.

The disavowal comes . . . after thousands of internal Monsanto documents were made public . . . revealing that the actual authors of the article were . . . Monsanto employees.

Those employees and the managers who created the fraud are not named.

Removed by mod

https://www.today.com/food/recall/shredded-cheese-recall-december-2025-rcna247037

Also a better article. Geez AP did you go all AI already?

Lawsuit.

Dementia is a horrible disease.

Trump is a horrible human.

Trump has dementia.

Discuss.

The discrepancy between her tightass belt-sanded fake eyelash-and-extensions face and her real hands. She’s a hypocrite to herself