three iconic detectives from the 20th century:
— The teen sleuth Nancy Drew,
— The middle-aged(-ish) sleuth Sam Spade,
— The elderly sleuth Miss Marple,
And kiddie lit legends Dick and Jane, who taught generations to read and became essential parody fodder for decades, become public via the “Elson Basic Readers” textbooks.



I can’t wait to see what awful horror movies come from this.
I’d watch an awful Betty Boop horror movie.
Jennifer Tilly please
Dick and Jane went up the hill each with buckshot and a sawed-off