• SippyCup@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    That’s so wild. Anyway I was in NYC that morning and I know for a fact that Luigi couldn’t have assassinated the CEO because actually I saw my friend do it. My very close friend who I’d recognize anywhere. So it definitely wasn’t Luigi

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      5 days ago

      Well he couldn’t have ‘assassinated’ anybody, because nobody was ‘assassinated’ anyway.