MechaTrump, trained on his own speeches (the actual transcripts, not the stuff in the teleprompter) and Xitter/Truth Social posts, will be:

• Constantly flushing toilets
• Attacking wind turbines (“it’s not tilting!”)
• Insisting that McDonald’s be delivered, even though it doesn’t eat
• Ordering and “consuming” an endless stream of Diet Cokes that it insists can on be served by the can (it in fact has a button on its head, “Diet Coke Me” that it presses constantly)
• Yelling at anyone it sees with brown-ish skin
• Running up to any and all podiums to speak incoherent nonsense
• When handed a roll of paper towels, it will throw them into a crowd