The Army will now allow recruits to enlist up to age 42 and has removed a waiver requirement for those with a marijuana-related conviction.

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      1 day ago

      Metakrakalaka@lemmy.chan.org, simping for the Epstein class, tells me

      You need to calm down.

      What I need, and what other sentient beings need, is LESS calm. “Calm down,” lol. Fucking hardly. And if I ever do, it definitely won’t be because someone openly simping for the billionaire status quo tells me it’s required.

      Yeah, your class would like that a lot. “Move along, follow the arrows neatly painted for you, then enter the orphan-grinding-cannon-foddering labor exploitation machine quietly and in a single line, thank you!”

      Fuck calm. And thanks for letting me know I got to you.