"Copy that. I should let you know that your mom is joining me in the COCKpit for this one. she’s prepared the landing strip and says she wants to have a go at my yoke.
Oh, and your dad’s a r******* n*****.
BTW, you did get that midget porn loaded on my iPad as requested? Your mother and I are gonna need that once we hit cruising altitude. Over."
“United 172 heavy, you are cleared for takeoff on runway 2 left…bitch”
"Copy that. I should let you know that your mom is joining me in the COCKpit for this one. she’s prepared the landing strip and says she wants to have a go at my yoke.
Oh, and your dad’s a r******* n*****.
BTW, you did get that midget porn loaded on my iPad as requested? Your mother and I are gonna need that once we hit cruising altitude. Over."