• Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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    2 hours ago

    Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

    Streisand the Streisand.

    Avoid teh gays

    “teh whats?!”

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      51 minutes ago

      It would be so fun if that was the starting point of your discovery of being gay.

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    4 hours ago

    So do you have to have a pre approved wank monitor or do they have one they can connect you with if you don’t already know a perv

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    8 hours ago

    Good. Let them stay on their own network, and stop trying to pass bullshit laws that will never work. Get them their own ISPs as well.

    Problem is, they will be strongly exposed to fascist propaganda on these networks. But I suppose they are already lost. Let the rest of us move on with our lives.

  • fira@lemmy.today
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    8 hours ago

    I look forward to reading about how time These blocks were hacked/bypassed with minimal effort

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    10 hours ago

    jesus never banged chicks, hung out with a buncha dudes and loved rainbows.

    jesus was gay af. grow up.

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    12 hours ago

    Why would they have to block anything? Surely a real Christian wouldn’t be interested in any of that in the first place!

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      11 hours ago

      Yes but the devil plays weird tricks so they may be tempted by those.

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        10 hours ago

        I like how it’s always Satan playing tricks.

        Why isn’t it their god just making sure they’re worth getting into the afterlife?

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          It gets so so much worse once you unpack this.

          Consider these two points:

          • God is omnipotent, i.e. He can create or destroy or do anything He wants.
          • God is omniscient, i.e. He knows what happened, happens and will happen, and everything about the world He created.

          With the powers He has, He:

          • Intentionally created humans that would fall for apple trick (as an omniscient being, He knew in advance they will)
          • Intentionally created Satan to set the scene
          • Dramatically exiled humans from heavens as if it’s their fault (knowing full well it’s His work, not theirs)

          So, instead of just making a swarm of loyal creatures, he decided to be playful and make those creatures eternally ashamed of themselves, struggling to earn His approval even when He actively made their lives miserable through cataclysms, genocides, and all sorts of calamities.

          He’s literally a celestial “why are you hitting yourself?” bully, expecting to bully billions of people into servitude.

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    You know who didn’t block sex-workers and Queer people? Jesus.

    (Jesus offends the religious authorities more than a few times because of His associations, notably “prostitutes”–with a later tradition holding that the woman to whom Jesus’ return from death was first revealed, Mary Magdalene, was herself a sex-worker; as for Queer followers in the Bible, Jesus makes reference to “eunuchs” and Jesus Himself seems to fit on the asexual scale)