“The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!” Trump wrote.
Trump claimed those who are pleading for a slowdown of AI advancement are part of “a SICK conspiracy” against U.S. interests, benefiting China. He then issued a warning to anyone who backed regulation of the technology.
“Conspiracy Theorists, Treasonists, Traitors, and Leakers, BEWARE!” Trump said.
Seriously, the guy can’t control his bowels but he is going to control AI. You can’t make this up.
Remember the Tesla infomercial at the white house?
“everything is computer”
Someone needs to go to Switzerland
Mr president, my Ai search bot sometimes gets stuck repeating tool calls in an infinite loop. Submit the fix by 4pm tomorrow.

Because only a smart president would be insecure enough to put in paranthesis that they have a “High IQ!”
Do you think it’s legal to call yourself high IQ if you’re not?
When you’re rich, they let you do it
If by guardrail he means something a cybertruck can autopilot itself into on the freeway, sure, fine, whatever.


He’s not the messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!
I see your Life of Brian reference and I appreciate you.
See bottom line
See the movie Life of Brian
The cure for artificial intelligence is 100% organic stupidity.
Fresh, local, analog. Stupidity like you used to think you knew it.
Fresh, fecal, and a log. Stinks so bad. The air? You can chew it.
These people have no intention of ever leaving power. Election fuckery is setting up for a hundred year Republican regime. When Baron von Shitzenpantz croaks, Moron Junior will rule us.
He blacklisted the best model from all of government because it wanted (a contractual) guardrail to not develop autonomous weapons for military. His direct goal for AI is tools to end humanity.
But he’ll be dead in 5 years and we’ll be stuck with all his failures
We’re stuck with all his failures now.
All his failures… for now. There will be many more!
The failures will continue until, um… until… hmmm. I’ll have to get back to you on that.
Until they collapse into a singularity and consume reality.
To quote Grampa Simpson “Oh no, we’re all doomed!”
AI: Hail Trump, the Guardian of Rails!
Hail Trump in need of a Guardian ‘cause he is off the Rails!











