They can enjoy the many many many hours of relentless mind numbing noises said toys make.
Is Dinosaur Train still a thing? My daughter had Dinosaur Train toys that would talk to each other if they were close enough to each other… except sometimes they would just randomly trigger.
Being woken up by a high-pitched voice yelling, “we’re gonna riiiiiiiide the Dinosaur Train!” doesn’t scare the shit out of you after third or fourth time.
A good friend used to put those toys away and tell his kids “Those are your special toys for when grandma and grandpa come to babysit.”
Dang. I’m the Uncle who specifically looks for the noisy toys. And glitter - anything with glitter.
She gets stuff they’ll let her keep, too, but my obligations as an older brother come before those as an uncle.




