Brother, uncertainty has been looming since November when that orange anal fistula with a piss-yellow sod hairpiece pursed his soggy, wet, night-crawler, dick wrappers and convinced the tail end of dying generation that brown people are causing Joe Biden to make gas expensive.
They congratulated us. If we faked it, Russia would have faked it first.
I’m going as the ghost of airlines past.
Goodbyes are free, but apologies cost $39 and are payable at the gate.
What an odd thing to say.
I was looking at pictures of Mars’ surface from Curiosity with my uncle who is a lunar landing and science denier. He said, “That could be taken at any desert on Earth.” I was like NO SHIT! You mean to tell me that other planets have rocks too?!?! No fucking way! What do you expect it to look like?
You and your 6th grade reading level somehow outsmarted two generations of NASA scientists and their massive coverup and lies about space exploration? No, you fucking dunce.
The future changes slightly once they arrive, so they don’t know exactly what to expect. Dude, do you even know anything about time travel?
I’m sure people have said similar things about inventions in the past that now shape our everyday lives.
Time travelers are starting to come back now and more. The fixed point in time is coming.
Been hearing this shit for 10 years
G’hyuck! You’re getting deported!