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I have yet to read a headline where is not being dull doorknob licker

How much is that in his majesty’s imperial units?

Learn from other people? What kind of monster are you?

Leave the pastafaria a alone, ok?

Someone wasn’t screaming at their ashtrays and actually meaning it hard enough to keep these SPs in check. That’s not gonna look got on the Thursday report lol

Yeah sorry this one is actually a cult and not a religion.