Not from State Farm. Sorry to disappoint. I’m just a half-Iranian American exploring the fediverse. I am interested in science, tech, philosophy, animals, comedy, a wide range of music, and even politics. Though the politics in my country are plain depressing atm.

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  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyztoscience@lemmy.worldLiterally
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    14 days ago

    WAKE UP, SHEEPLE. You think I’m joking? You think this is a meme? Fine. Keep scrolling, keep nodding, keep trusting “experts” and “studies” and “people who went to school for this exact thing.” That’s what they want. They want you docile. They want you compliant. They want you lined up, vaccinated, and bleating on command like a good little flock.

    But me? I saw the truth on a 47-minute video with ominous music and a blurry thumbnail. I did my own research. I clicked several links. I read comments from people with eagle avatars and usernames like TruthHammer77. I know what’s going on. You can’t fool me with your “science” and “evidence” and “peer review.” That’s just three syllables for “control.”

    So go ahead, laugh. Call me crazy. Call me a conspiracy theorist. But when the next big reveal drops, don’t come crying to me from inside the pen. I’ll be standing outside, staring at the moon, knowing I was right all along.

    WAKE UP, SHEEPLE. THE FARM IS REAL.