Banning phones doesn’t work.

Source: my high school

Probably a promotion

That’s some game of thrones level shit

Oh my god who the hell cares?

How incredibly American is that?

Lol at CBS? I think not.

Gum’s gotten minter lately. Have you noticed?

It still is. It’s the brand I glance over to find something better even though I’ve never tried it. It just looks pretentious, and I don’t need that in my freezer.

What stops a country from saying something like, “it is illegal for our citizens to be sued in a foreign court”?

Damn, how are they going to kill children now??

Like Ben and Jerry’s?

Such a punchable face. He and his wife are evil people. Stains on humanity.

Good thing my boss gave me a 3% cost of living adjustment.

Dear Capitalists,

Choke on your own subscriptions!

Or a Chuck Testa

How about no protests where you don’t feel like your government is putting you on a list?

Black people being in ICE is the same as black people being slave catchers. Like what mental illness must you possess to want to help your oppressors? Wild.

Umm, they’re not talking to you. They are talking about the mod that removed your comment

Fascists are literally kidnapping and murdering people in the streets, but yeah, we’re the bad guys for saying some mean words on the internet. Sounds about boomer.

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