Revolver1864

Leave your phone at home.

Blue cheese is gross

I forgot i set the joke up, and failed to capitalize on your continuation. I’m an idiot.

My bad. Apologies.

Because i don’t live there

I just explained how the US government operates lol

If a pedophile can do it, how hard can it be?

I’m surprised tourism hasn’t tanked.

Well i just create a law that says it’s legal, and use the wages you earned as a productive member of society to fund the force of oppression against you. And if you dare say anything, I’ll label you as a terrorist.

Pretty simple really.

Then I’ll burst into any room and exclaim we are the greatest grapers in the entire world