Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • Going to school in Ohio, we never even learned “communism bad because once a bunch of people in a communist country starved”

    We simply learned “communism bad” and that was that.

    Never directly stated, of course, just constantly informed that the “governments of the world needed to stop its spread” and anything bad that boomers didn’t like was called “communism” so it basically just became synonymous with “bad”

    Crazy how the capitalists in charge of things and who had a huge capitalist financial incentive to say " anything other than capitalism is bad" would do such a thing… Real “we’ve tried nothing to help you and we’re all out of ideas” energy.














  • A couple flock cameras near my town keep getting taken out and put back up.

    The latest blurry security camera footage to catch the culprit has led to sweet FA since they ride a nondescript dark color mountain bike, wear all black clothing without logos or text, and seem to avoid riding their bike unmasked near businesses with cameras and houses that might have door cameras.

    I don’t even think they know gender/skin/hair color. Anything other than “average human height” really.

    Anyway, shout out to everyone who destroys one of these things. It’s illegal, but it’s the morally correct thing to do.


  • I work in a place that deals primarily with aluminum extrusion and sheeting.

    About a month ago one of the guys at lunch was saying something about how he doesn’t want his ex-wife to get his kids vaccinated because “all the aluminum and mercury is gonna make them r*****d”

    I told him to take a closer look at his tuna sandwich because he definitely has shed aluminum dust onto his food unless he takes his jacket off and shakes his hair out, and he should probably wear a mask because that faint glitter in the air isn’t fairy dust. Also look up mercury content in tuna.

    The HR guy came out because apparently I “called a coworker a slur for autistic people” when he connected the dots that “if I believe those things make one autistic then they must be calling me autistic since I inhale and ingest aluminum all day at work and mercury is in my food” and felt that I was insulting him by informing him of the things he should already know.

    (apologies if this was a little incoherent, I just woke up)