Ah the classic “I’m sleepy so you can’t judge me for being the dumbest fucker alive.” I, too, default to that one whenever I can

Hey man maybe that tortoise had it coming, you ever think of that?

I hate that I was reading this post and didn’t get what the issue was until I got to about the third image

Straight "They’re right? That short of a distance is pointless to drive?

…Wait"

That sounds about right honestly. I remember last buying some pizza hut around 2022 and while it wasn’t anything special, it wasn’t as genuinely offensive as my recent experience with them

Honestly good. Bought some recently on a whim. I’ve had better frozen pizzas. I was in a genuine state of despair when I took the first bite and realized I made a terrible mistake ordering it