It’s the first modern 3D game in the series (Quake 3 engine). The one before that being the shooter that predates Doom.

Bleh.

We really hate ourselves as a species.

Salmonella being a common problem when harvesting jalapeños?

There goes some real heroes. 🫡

Wow, glad we got that cleared up in 2026.

The “everything causes autism” groupthink really downplays and distracts from the long-standing but poorly-communicated fact that circumcision offers no health benefit that regular bathing won’t cure.

They were with me the whole night.

Did they start counting Steam Decks?

Even Mars knows that hexagons are bestagons.

Lease your phone so that you have enough money to finance a pizza.

“YOU OWN NOTHING!!”

They couldn’t afford a raise, it was a pizza party.

That thumbnail looks like those routers are making helicopter motions with their antennas to entertain a child.

One more for the “sorry they got caught” category.

My characters in The Sims are more successful than that.

The difference is, this is a boot built into every single vehicle, leased or sold, that can be remotely activated at any time and we have to trust the mega corp not to abuse the power.

It’s 2026, basic logic and human decency is extremism.

“Book burning, you say?”

RIP, my lemm.ee account.

“You’re guilty because you were hiding something.”

Says people hiding their face and name.

The stock market is gambling.

“SpaceX gamblers in meltdown over not having a winning bet.”

You can’t park there, mate.