

I’d be all up in pitchforks if anyone would grant me a loan.
I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.


I’d be all up in pitchforks if anyone would grant me a loan.


You know, crypto currency was supposed to be an alternative to banks, but then banks came and bought them all.


“Wow. Wowowowowow. So these private corporations are just going to use their wealth to influence elections, I bet that’s gonna be really hard!”
“No, not at all, it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”


You will find that men agree to the same extent.


THOUGHT CRIME DETECTED


Just like animals, humans don’t like to breed in captivity.


Abductor class.
Hans… Are we the aliens?


Oh sure, but not gay beards? Fucking racists.


How many times is this shit going to get reposted?


The judicial system is extremely backlogged and clogged up, some say by design.


The government legally killing people is not a good thing.


We really don’t, thanks.


Exhaust fumes also makes you considerably dumber, the effects are immediate and long lasting and renew every time you get a whiff.
Which explains a lot about the USA when you consider their dependency on cars.


A bunch of anal retentive closet homosexuals eating cheese in a cramped apartment, yeah top comedy right there.
You don’t understand. By the law of capitalism, this generates the biggest total average increase in… Metrics. Everyone benefits!