I want a new gameshow where two contestants say the most unbelievable shit to each other until the other has no retort. First episode is Trump and Putin.

Worms in the trap.

They can eliminate all of their products for all I care. I’m still boycotting PepsiCo and all related products.

Nice try. I’m actually a misanthrope. Racism is for stupid people.

I’m not racist or nothing, but the biggest threat to this country is the white man. It makes me ashamed to share genetics with these troglodytes.