I dunno, Times New Roman looks an awful lot like a book or a newspaper and reading is woke.

Switch to comic sans like a real murican.

Hey look, a participation trophy

I understand the point you’re making but refuse to give them the satisfaction.

Also let’s be real, there’s a distinct possibility it was changed because these dumbfucks can’t spell ‘defense’

I feel like millionaire might be too broad a term here but I can’t really think of a better phrasing. There is a pretty big difference between an accomplished neurosurgeon or something retiring at 65 with a few million and some asshat CEO retiring at 40 with 500+ million.

Honestly I think they’re trying to drag it out until Trump dies (or at least reaches the drooling vegetable stage of dementia). My guess is he’s in there to such an extent that they can’t even really remove him and have what’s left make sense, so they slow walk it until he dies and then release it. This, in turn, generates a massive enough scandal that they can probably redact whoever the fuck else they want without many people even noticing, but minimal actual consequences, as at the end of the day, everything is now directed at a dead man.