He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

Purple is the best city in the forest.

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.

The river stole the gods.

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second.

The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it.

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.

It took him a month to finish the meal.