salacious_coaster

“Say it in a way politicians can hear” means bribes. You got politician bribe money sitting around? I don’t.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_influenza_statistics_by_flu_season

It looks like 30k deaths or so per season is average. We still have months to go, so time will tell.

I live in a regional hub in a red area. All the people who live in the surrounding counties split their time between shitting on the “big city” and spending all their time here without paying any taxes

As long as we’re wishing for shit that will never happen, I have some ideas on how to use a time machine