So the US is either:
- Going to War with Venezuela.
- Declaring some horseshit scheme that will see people’s freedoms and liberties reduced or destroyed.
- Going to go after a minority or such.
- Going to hear Donald Trump waffle on about how he is God’s representative on earth.
- Going to hear something absolutely fucking wild.
And the US isn’t going to:
- RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I mean what it could be saying is something along lines of “The Epstein files are a plot against me, therefore I’m declaring martial law”.
Martian Law
If he announces that we have irrefutable evidence of extraterrestrial life, I will genuinely flip my shit.
Can’t wait to see which of these comments are completely wrong in a couple hours, hehe!
This is Wag The Dog in real life, but with real war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wag_the_Dog
the film centers on a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract voters from a presidential sex scandal.
I’ve been trying to think of the name of this movie for a while now. Thanks.
Nobody cares what that pedo has to say. Let him fade to irrelevance. If I wanted to listen to an 90 year old man rant all day about shit they don’t understand I’d probably become a nurse.
I wish I didn’t have to care.
he’s bringing your country into war and sending your kids to get killed.
Not caring about this asshole is why the USA is the mess it is today.
Hopefukly he forvetts why hes there, falls asleep, mumbles, shits his pants and leaves
I am sorry to announce I will step down as President of the United States. I know this will be hard for a lot of people to accept, because of the tremendous work I’ve done.
But don’t worry, the country is in good hands, as J. D. Vance will take over after me, and J. D. Vance will continue the tremendous work we’ve been doing.…
Oh and also I’m declaring war on Venezuela, Canada and Denmark.
Someone said swapping trump for Vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt lol
That is absolutely true, Vance is another type of dangerous, but he may be even more dangerous, because Vance may be less delusional, but he is every bit as evil.
He does not hold the cult of personality though. Trump has “dear leader”-level adulation among MAGATs, Vance has nothing close to that.
I’d take Trump over Vance any day.
Trump is Trump, but at the end of the day operates on a lot of emotion.
Vance is smart, like the devil. And more ‘sociopath’ feeling.
Or he’s going to talk about snakes again.
Could have a drinking game for what will be said. But I think we would die of alcohol poisoning.
Joe Biden, Economy, Russia Russia Russia, the laptop from hell, fentanyl, democrat hoax, joe Biden, affordability, groceries, ukraine in 1 day, Europe are mean, Canada is mean, more guard to more blue states, Trump is the best, everyone loves Trump, most popular man in the world, Putin is a nice guy
Basically drink on “a lie” and drink yourself into a coma within a record three minutes
Honestly, I am hoping it really is just him whine bragging like he always does. He seems bothered that Americans don’t realize how “great” the economy is, so maybe he’s gonna try and talk about that. Anything that isn’t a declaration of war against Venezuela (or anyone else for that matter) I will be relieved by.
Don’t forget shitting on Rob Reiner 🙄😵💫
This old ass orange child rapist mother fucker thinks this is the 1950s and he’s going to be on all 3 channels and everyone will have to watch him.
Would you really put it past him to use the emergency warning system to try to force people to watch his decrepit lard ass talk? Personally I’d go chuck my phone into my car until it’s over while playing Cyberpunk 2077 and watching Eva.
He can address deez nuts.
a “distract from epstein file, and look over here at VENUZUELA AND sending the military against citizens” speech.
Wasn’t there a deadline for Epstein file release Friday?

War were declared.
-Wednesday, probably.
I really hope he’ll break down as a slobbering idiot right on live TV. Best opportunity to show that he has advanced state dementia.
It’s going to be Venezuela.
I “matched” a girl from Venezuela. You know, had her entire profile in Spanish, but spoke perfect English? She was suggesting that maybe the invasion would help free them from Maduro.
Yeah. They’re trying to psy-op this already, and they know they don’t have the narrative or support it they’re gonna try it anyway.
Nah, it’s no psy-op. People truly hold these beliefs. I can’t blame them for it after the time they’ve had with Maduro, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s a belief held by the majority of Venezuelans. In Honduras, people are celebrating the Trump pardon of our narcotrafficker ex-president, saying Trump did the right thing, and cursing the current administration as if it could hold a candle to the crimes we saw during the other guy’s time in power. It’s unhinged, and yet it’s no less true. I can at least sympathize with the Venezuelans who think like that a ton more than I can with my own countrymen, bunch of fucking idiots that they are.
Edit: the perfect English is a byproduct of living in the shadow of the empire. Any chances of financial freedom can only be achieved by working for US companies. That binds you to a race to learn and be good at English as a second language. It’s probably true of any decently-sized city south of the US border. Those who don’t learn English are destined to end up serving those who do end up learning English.

Normally? Yeah. But this is about invading a foreign country because they nationalized their own oil.
This will involve children getting killed. So… No.
No it’s a bush level unforced error. Not just the administration, but the nation as well. Young men are about to go experience the joy of dying in a jungle as the rest of us suffer because the rest of the world fucking hates us and won’t trade with us anymore.
That’s kind of Trump’s MO, though. Distract from anything embarrassing or problematic for him by committing increasingly greater cruelties that push them off the front page.
You’ll excuse me for being skeptical.
Which part? The psy-op? The Venezuelan invasion?
Or the fact that I matched with anyone?
Yes
Fair
Fucking asshole going lie for Fucking hour. Not watching that, people can post highlights next day. Seriously only Maga will believe anything he says about how great he claims things are going.
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A naval blockade, is an act of war. So, it’s already started. Hell of a thing to do to stop the release of the Epstein files.














