‘the greatest attraction’ he could be if they put his ass behind bars and charge for people to throw peanuts at him.
Id pay to throw peanuts at him
While saying, “Dance, monkey, dance.”
this guy is so lame
I would pay decent money to see him drawn and quartered.
That seems too kind. He would be injured more by having his ego broken over and over again.
I hate how often I have to check if it’s The Onion.
I REALLY hate how often it’s not.
demented president posted a thing

I bet MI6 wouldn’t even hire him with his criminal record
He is the greatest attraction. Attracting pedophiles, con men, scammers, rapists, etc.
Greatest attraction in the Epstein files, maybe? Considering his name appears more than 38,000 times, I can see that as plausible.
Greatest attraction of bullets, yeah.
Not yet.
Make America great again, by posing as a British spy?
Who turns out to be a Russian double spy ala Kim Philby
He’s more of a Jimmy Savile
This guy has to have a tumor or something in that one singular, rotten braincell it lives on.
It’s just regular dementia.
Any plumbers available?
It’sa me!
he’s attracting nuclear warheads to the continent, that’s for sure
I’m soo glad to live near a couple of major nuclear bases with this demented lunatic in charge.




