how the fuck does a data center pump out a rare germ? Seriously. Isn’t the water meant for cooling computers?!
That’s one of the problems with having an open loop. Cold water comes in and it has a tiny quantity of an infectious agent, far too smaller quantity to be a problem for anyone.
Then Meta kindly warms that water up by running it through lots of hot computers, the bacterium multiply and do so at a rate proportionate to the temperature (if it goes too hot they die but I doubt even an AI data centre is going to get that hot), then the water gets dumped back into the mains water grid complete with all its lovely infectious agents.
You get bacteria growing in closed loop systems as well, that isn’t an issue because it’s closed loop you just have to clean it out every now and then.
If they multiply, wouldn’t that be bacteria? Bacterium is singular.
You’re technically correct, but you may struggle to make friends like that …
Moreover, is it not the same water that enter the datacenter ?
Nice and warm water, good place for it to thrive. The cooling towers in Arizona sometimes has stickers warning about legionnaires disease.
How many atrocities is this company responsible for? Counting just this week’s headlines, it’s already unconscionable.
Jeez
I remember when that futurism site was a weird news site about utopic things. Now it’s dystopic as hell, and this scares me a lot, because if even they don’t have good hopes for the future, things are REALLY bad
Tbf scary sells more.
Yeah, it scares me too. Though it does give me some comfort to exist in communities like this, where people are well informed of the kind of fuckery done by big tech and other asshole corporations, and thus are not surprised by this kind of news. Although it’s pretty grim that we all recognise how fucked things are, it’s within communities like this that I often find my will to live be bolstered.
Maybe it’s to do with the average political inclination of folks here, or maybe it’s just that Lemmy has a high concentration of creative, nerdy people who find joy in making or sharing cool stuff. Or maybe I’m just so burnt out that I’m desperate to construct and/or clutch onto anything remotely meaningful ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Regardless I find it reassuring to see so many people trying their damnedest to forge something good — not in ignorance of the world being on fire, but precisely because we need good reasons to live now more than ever.
Sometimes I find myself thinking that I wish I could put my head in the sand and find some bliss in the ignorance of it all. I don’t really want that though. Real hope is built on a comprehensive understanding of the problems we face, with a hearty dash of some potentially irrational defiance.
I remember the /r Collapse vs /r Futurism debate.
/r Futurism’s representative lost, and converted.
“When the board shared that it found a substance in the city’s wastewater — not public drinking water — Fortis immediately stopped discharging industrial wastewater and began hauling it offsite,” a Meta spokesperson told Cowboy State.
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: Well the ship was towed outside the environment.
Interviewer: Into another environment…?
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: No, no it’s been towed beyond the environment, it’s not in the environment.
Interviewer: No but from one environment to another environment…?
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: No it’s been towed beyond the environment, it’s not in an environment.
Interviewer: Well what’s out there?
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: Nothings out there!
Interviewer: There must be something out there…?
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: There is nothing out there, all there is is sea, and birds, and fish.
Interviewer: And?
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: And
20,000 tons of crude oil. truckloads of deadly bacteriaInterviewer: And what else?
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: And a fire.
Interviewer: And anything else?
Bob Collins - Australian Senator: And the part of the ship that the front fell off. But theres nothing else out there. It’s just a complete void.
does that normally happen?
Wow, good thing this company has a squeaky clean reputation otherwise or this might tarnish their reputation.
What reputation?
Wooooosh
Let me explain my comment because apparently it flew over your head: OC used sarcasm to highlight that they in fact have a horrible reputation. I made a joke to extend on OC’s joke highlighting the fact that they might not even know what a reputation is, let alone reflect over their own.
Oh, that’s worse than just missing the joke. That’s just one-upping and mistaking it for humour.
What? No. That’s validating the joke and respecting the foundation he laid. Comedians constantly reference each others jokes. Haven’t you ever had a back and forth with a friend to make people laugh by building a joke on top of theirs?
That requires telling a new joke, not just rehashing the same one with a materially insignificant difference.
If you want new material, go to a comic show. On the internet you get varying degrees of jokes ranging from “comic material” to “I had 30 seconds to spare while shitting”
I appreciate your effort to make a review of my “30 seconds to spare on the shitter” joke but you can save that the next time. Don’t expect every word out of other people’s mouth to be price winning material.
The best jokes need explaining.
@VonReposti@feddit.dk is not to blame for the other person not understanding the joke, forcing them to explain it.
You guys sure are concerned about this little sub thread. No one really cares. Just move on with your lives, it’s all good. We all make dumb comments and get downvotes from time to time. No one will remember this two days from now if you just let it go.
A joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process. A bad joke is still a bad joke, but the real joke is someone who is whooshing something because he just didn’t get it.
Does a good joke start with a dead frog or does the frog have to die during the process of dissection?
I thought that the frog sings and dances, but only when the talent agent isn’t looking
It became sentient
Bacteria? If it came from the computers, it should have been viruses.
/s
Our Amazon processing centers are all set to discharge “treated” 95-degree water into our waterways. Board of Supervisors isn’t concerned. Good times.
95-degree water
F or c?
F haha
First one, then the other
That implies it gets hotter after dumping and that tickles me as a concept
Zuck and the entire board should face both civil and criminal charges.
Cool. Charge Zuck with Attempted Murder.
What doesn’t Meta infect?
It loves to metastasize, like cancer.
Cant vote against datacenters if you’re dead. Also, fantastic way to remove the parasites taking up energy for their useless pursuits, like daily life.
What is the highest-leverage attack on this kind of installation? Like most people don’t have access to cruise missiles (though if you do, please do the thing!), but I’m thinking ventilation intake. Like take a can of expanding foam (ie, GreatStuff), duct-tape an M-80 to it, light and chuck it into the ducting.
take out the water supply intake by pouring two common products into the water intake lines before the pumps.
- roof sealant
- hydraulic cement
the roof sealant is viscous and sticky. it also cures while wet. it will gum up the pumps and turbines and make them sticky.
the cement will bind to the sealant and cure rapidly, seizing the rotation of the pumps and turbines.
it will be impossible to repair them and will need replacements. they may have replacements on site so you also need to puncture the cooling towers. bird shot from a shotgun should thoroughly shred the radiators.
if fascists can get away with shooting power distribution hubs then why can’t we shoot data centers?
Just get a shit load of meth heads and tell them how much copper there is in these fucking murder centers
Or maybe put the address on Craigslist and say you’re moving and there’s hella free copper, RAM and graphics cards.
That’s a good idea
Town ? So people are fine right ?
