But, I have global entry. That’s not enough now?

Money for me, never for thee ye filthy wage-slave.

-The corporate kleptocracy we have now.

Laws for thee, never for me.

-The Conservative mantra

Then you can’t offend god by watching it and masturbating, like we intended!

-The Puritans pushing this legislation.

Ha! I see what you did there.

They actually sit down, so they’d probably just lean forward.

The poverty caused by funneling money to the top in the kleptocracy we have will cause most people to “hoard” their devices.

the article means that the US is about to recognize the occupied territories will be recognized as officially a part of Russia even though Russia still doesn’t even control them completely after 4 years of war.