PornHUB intro music plays, but morphs into Unsolved Mysteries

ROBERT STACK ENTERS AS HOST

Tonight: a mystery born not of shadowy alleyways or coded dossiers… but of a home computer. A shared machine. And a series of fateful downloads.

On the Fediverse, a decentralized corner of the internet where identities blur and reputations are built one post at a time, a user known only as “imhereforfun” endlessly consumes the storage space of his family member’s computers.

What followed was a chain of events that fractured a family, erased a trail digital footprints, and left behind more empty kleenex boxes than answers.

LMAO at anyone who made, or paid for, a PornHub account.

“Yes, I would like to log into PornHUB using my GMail account, please, for my convenience” - I just checked, they have SSO for Gmail and Twitter! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m dying

Chock it up to a misunderstanding of the phrase.

Ugh i feel gross

Mama Mia!

Only due to executive short-sightedness and the fervor around using AI to do everything. The truth is, I will get laid off not because the AI can do my job, but because decision-makers can’t do theirs.

My hope is that the bubble collapses before that day comes. It’s the only thing that can save me, the perception of AI in corpo culture.

I just noticed that I don’t have any analog clocks in my house. But I think I would like one.