What happens if you fill up on sweets for a month at high altitude, soak up as much as you can, then go to low altitude as quickly as… safe-ish-ly… possible?

Will your blood turn to fudge?

Come on , baby , let me write the grant proposal

Waaaaas poor baby

FUCK THEM KIDS, WE RICH

/s

Who exactly are the terrorists?

In a mouse model. The mice don’t have alzheimers they have… something we gave them that looks like it… Hopefully it is similar enough

Keep some there from at least a few of the NATO nations. Prevent us from attacking without unambiguously attacking our other nato allies

Aw fuck yeah that’s the good stuff, give me more compassionate people in government

Hacktivist needed.

Wish there were a way to collectively put a bounty on documents like this

Fucking make it easier for the scammers, suits this administration perfectly

I know better and still got excited.

I know we need to fix our problems as a society, but damn that technology hopium really gets me going.

In unrelated news, did you see the fusion news! We did it! Net positive energy! Fusion will be in our toasters in a few short years!