I like the idea that “Kid Rock” can just be another way to refer to Epstein Island. “Oh, you’re a big fan of Kid Rock, are you? That’s pretty creepy.”

Just had a look and turns out I can! Though I’m pretty sure I can squeeze a few more years out of this one - I’m in no rush to drop another $1000.

Will someone sell me one that is secure, doesn’t resell my data, isn’t preloaded with useless AI “features”, and doesn’t have Israeli Spyware on it?

I’m waiting for Canada to allow some of the Chinese models in Huawei looks great. They may still collect data, but not for the US tech oligarchs.