Did the remove the slides? I bet they removed the slides.

This generation of software companies really seem to have abandoned all previous goals for “Let’s see how shit we can make this!”

“Sir, if we can finish our robot it could help with any household chores and even take over most of the care work for the elderly. Then in future patches we could make it waterboard the user unless they get the waterboardless premium subscription. Then we’ll increase the cost and slowly reintroduce waterboarding even for subscribers.”

Keep spending enough time online and you’ll turn into a shrimp person without radioactive shrimp. At least posture wise.

Because the real shrimp power was in our hearts all along.