“How much to let me poop on your chest?”

“I’m sorry I don’t so this kind of t-[he pulls out 4 32GB DDR5 RAM sticks] …OKEYDOKEY!”

True but we can’t just put random women in a room with him. She chose this. She volunteered as tribute.

You should do a new study on this. If you need something entirely dry as a reference try Ben Shapiro’s wife while he’s in a room with her.

10 years is not a long time and once the cat is out of the bag it’s rather difficult to get it back in.

It was the same for other manufacturing. You can’t manufacture most commercial items at a competitive price not just because the difference in labor cost but because there’s simply nobody left that is capable of doing it at scale in the US or Europe.

We’re just trying to help those nerds spend less time on their PC, you see? Yes, we produce memory but at our core we’re a grass touching company.

What an absolute ghoul.

First they came for our neighbors and I didn’t say anything.

Then they came for family members and I didn’t say anything.

Then they took my chicken tendies and I was mad but didn’t say anything.

BUT…when they take my PC I will REEEEEEEEEEE

Forget about the personality for a minute. They have a different thing in common. Uselessness. I tried AI for a bunch of general use cases and it almost always fails to satisfy. Either it just can’t do the task in the first place or it makes mistakes that then cost too much time to fix.

There are exceptions and specialized models will have their use but it’s not the Swiss army knife tool AI companies are promising.

Did the remove the slides? I bet they removed the slides.

This generation of software companies really seem to have abandoned all previous goals for “Let’s see how shit we can make this!”

“Sir, if we can finish our robot it could help with any household chores and even take over most of the care work for the elderly. Then in future patches we could make it waterboard the user unless they get the waterboardless premium subscription. Then we’ll increase the cost and slowly reintroduce waterboarding even for subscribers.”

Keep spending enough time online and you’ll turn into a shrimp person without radioactive shrimp. At least posture wise.

Because the real shrimp power was in our hearts all along.